The Harper Curse

This unbelievable prime minister,after catching flak for spending tax dollars to catch game 6 in Boston and cursing the team with horrible luck.Thinking how good for HIS career it would be if some of the Canuck luck could just rub off and make him look like a good guy.Comes to Vancouver and gives the team,usually unbeatable on home ice,the Harper curse.We all know that this guy is as far away from the phoney good guy image he's been faking for years.Now,his presence has cost our team the Stanley Cup.His selfish need for praise was just too much for this little man to avoid.This last two game washout will forever and from this day onward be known as the Harper Curse.No Canadian team has won since he entered politics and no Canadian team will ever win with Harper in the building.The man is pure poison to ordinary working Canadians and he is pure poison to Canadian hockey.Just look at the futility of his team,the Leafs.The Harper curse has them in last place seemingly forever.As long as the PM haunts Canadian arenas there will be no Stanley cup presented to any Canadian team.Just one photo op and the team is cursed.Forget the cost of flying this wind bag all over the place cursing our teams.Just think of Vancouverites,with 41 years of futility and who shows up for game 7 forever cursing us to mediocrity?Why,Stephen Harper,of course.What a boon to top off his great win(with 1% more of the vote than last time)in the election than to be at rinkside when the cup comes home to Canada.Too bad the guy is pure poison.Insincerity,fake niceness,phoney ads telling us how he saved the economy.The guy had to prorogue parliament to save his job and be forced into taking the action he did.Now he has cursed the Vancouver Canucks by just being here.Thanks a lot Stephen.We will NEVER forget this.